On February 21, 2026…

join me in celebrating the official debut of my cougar era

Details

Doors (and bottles) open at 6:00 PM.

Hors d’oeuvres at 7:00 PM.

Food & drinks flow all night.

We disappear at midnight.

Dress Accordingly.

Cocktail Attire. Fur optional.

San Francisco

Limited hotel block available

  • Extra is encouraged. Subtle is suspicious.

    ChatGPT

  • "You don't understand! This is an Alaia!"

    Cher Horowitz

  • "Dress accordingly. Linger responsibly."

    Jodie

  • "Brilliant. Five stars."

    Kenneth John

The Battery is a private club. By invite only.

Please RSVP with full name. Guest list enforced.